- "Run like an angry Kenyan."
- "You are doing it all wrong!"
- "Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much ASS!"
- "Don't stop -- people are watching."
- "That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying."
- "If it was easy, I would do it."
- "Run like you stole something."
- "This is much easier than labor and delivery."
- "You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course."
- "Nipple chaffing turns me on!"
- "It'll feel better when it stops hurting."
- "If I ran it, by God, you can, too."
Have been doing some thinking about the goal I'm setting for completing next years race. Part of me thinks I should set a time goal on top of completing the marathon. But then again, I don't really mind how long I take next year, as long as I'm faster than this guy!
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